Because you’ve mastered the art of talking your way through anything.
🎓 Certified BS Artist (CBSA)™
What Is a Certified BS Artist?
The CBSA™ (Certified BS Artist) is the world’s most prestigious* certification for those gifted in the art of sounding confident while making it up as they go.Whether you’re a sales savant, marketing wizard, politician, startup founder, or just a dad with really convincing bedtime excuses—you might already be a CBSA. Now it’s official.With CBSA, you’ll get a professional-looking certificate, an official digital badge, and an invitation to the upper echelon of persuasive nonsense.*Prestige may vary.
What’s Included?
🎓 CBSA Certificate (Printable PDF)🏅 Digital Badge for LinkedIn/Email🧠 Access to the CBSA “Core Competency Quiz”🥂 Membership in WIRE (World Institute for Rhetorical Excellence)📬 Optional merch (stickers, mugs, framed certificates)
Do You Have What It Takes?
Earn your CBSA the honest way—by faking it.
Take our short “BS Core Competency Quiz” to test your persuasive superpowers.
Pass rate? Let’s just say we believe in your potential.
Ready to Be Official?
Join thousands of others who now proudly say:
“Yes, I’m Certified in BS.”Instant Download
Just $9.95
Lifetime bragging rights
Frequently Asked BS
Is this legit?
Depends who’s asking. But yes, you'll get a real certificate.Can I post this on LinkedIn?
Absolutely. Bonus points if you tag #CBSACertified.Will this help me get promoted?
It won’t hurt. You’re clearly qualified.Do I really get something?
Yes—instant downloadable certificate, badge, and a new title.Is this a joke?
Sort of. But the certificate is real. And awesome.Is this legit?
Depends who’s asking. But yes, you'll get a real certificate.
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